May 2012
Augustus Waters: hey i just met you
Augustus Waters: and this is crazy
Augustus Waters: but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
Augustus Waters: so call me maybe
rummyj:
yamino:
kaymonstar:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.
No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.
Everyone was M. Night Shyamalan the whole time.
When your parents are yelling at you for something...
hiddeninyour-mind:
TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
badlydrawnhungergames:
plot twist in a sudden change of events Steven Moffat is cast as Finnick but kills everyone
nasty-otter:
Nickel buddy! I’ll never spend you!
Funny muffler
Jerky Pal
Boo boo keys
Snake eyes
Rude: ......
Rude: ......
Rude: ......
Rude: /forces you to forfeit over your number via unorthodox torture methods and leaves a calender reminder to call him./
Rude: *maybe
A Haiku About Getting Out of Bed
nerdgeekdweeb:
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No
Genius Inventions.
din0saurattack:
Garret Hedlund, Taylor Kitsch, and Armie Hammer...
wylr:
*crosses fingers*
Hedlund
PLEASE Hedlund
Want.
Want.
Waaaaaant.
All the wants for Garrett as Finnick.
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me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
DEAD.
When Finnick Odair is cast...
wylr:
bakemeacakepeeta:
50% of us will cry because our fancast didnt get picked
24% of us will be crying over Finnick’s hottness
25% of us will be making edits dedicated to our newfound Finnick
and 1% of us of us will shed tears of joy because our fancast did get picked
You know, cause it’s totally gonna be Garret.
GARRETT GARRETT GARRETT.
wylr asked: Lionsgate announced they should decide by the end of the week. Rumor was going around that Rob Pattinson was going to do it, but when that was debunked, three more actors came out, not 100% sure about them, but from what I've read, they're like the three leading candidates. Armie Hammer, (He played those twins in the Facebook movie) The guy who played Tron, and Taylor Kitcsh, Gambit from...